We get it.

Your a husband and father of two and it’s getting hectic.

Life’s feels like its passing you by….trying to recapture your youth these days keeping up with the kids.
Low and behold the wife throws doggy a bone and your given parole to catch a little football or UFC with the guys and inhale the smoke from a water bong that was strong enough to make you cough 5 or 6 times. Moments later, a feeling of crystallized euphoria reaches the top of the your brain. Voices in your head seem louder. Silence is hilarious. You’re searching your pockets asking yourself where you put the keys that are on the key chain around your neck. Holy shight you’re frickin high…..

At this point you talked all the psychobabble you could remember talking about and the brain fuel gauge is almost on “e” and your mouth waters. You cant help the food craving so you get in the car.

Instincts are telling you to stop at the Micky Dees. Fight it and go to the late night supermarket and buy these nine items:

Vanilla sweetened Almond Milk ( Stuff on display room temperature- NOT the refrigerated stuff)
Peanut butter
Box of QHC
raisins
a box of toasted apple strudels
peaches
Natural unsweetened plain yogurt
ground cinnamon
chocolate syrup

You should be able to make a sauce and topping for your danish. Good luck.

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Judgment day has finally come.  Sorry I don’t mean the return of a popular deity known as Jesus Christ-a figure in the Christian faith. But Brett Lorenzo Favre; at 40 yrs old. Thanks to teammates on the Viking organization, Brett decided to give another season from his teammates. He says: ” if they had forgotten about me, it would’ve been easier…”

Isn’t this what sport should be about? that one extra rep, that one extra play- for the greater good?  Favre has passed for over 69000 yards in his career. That’s the length of  an American football field 690 times. Pretty durable to me.

But, Favre is banged up. What will it take for him to walk away from the game? He is a tough SOB because most of us run the treadmill for five minutes and call it a workout.  Is he a walking target? A geriatric playing the game with younger, faster, hungrier players- who for that matter-will not hesitate to ring Favre’s bell. This was the case in the NFC championship last year in 2009.

He is a modern day Babe Ruth. A legend for his toughness, grit and tenacity. For a guy who lost his dad,and brother in law,one of his best friends( fellow retired and deceased player Steve McNair) he is definitely an inspiration for those young players who think that 40 is over the hill.

40 is the new 30.

Those Terrible Twos

Posted: August 15, 2010 in The Maternity Files

Yeah, two year olds dont listen. Your 2 yr old  is probably -or showing signs- of a badass. You’re not alone.  Tune in here for some tips to calm your rowdy rascal down.

Let us help with research materials found here and alternative viewpoints guaranteed to give you that ” A’ in perspective. (Sorry, cant guarantee much else).

Sports Buzz

Posted: August 15, 2010 in Sports Buzz

Everything from professional, varsity to semi-pro: BlogHogz Style.

Peep these new flicks coming out.  Stay tuned.

What’s all the buzz about? Coming soon.